Kids Fun Page

Kate's View - Have a look at our family and farm thru the camera lense of a 7 year old.

Maggie's Musings - Pics and art from Hurry Burry's youngest.

Conner's Creations - Lego's, Origami and More.

 

Farm Jokes - Some good, some bad

The Great Interrupting Cow Joke

What kind of milk comes from a forgetful cow? ............................Milk of Amnesia.

Why did the cow jump over the moon?......................The farmer had cold hands.

How does a farmer count a herd of cows? .................................... With a cowculator.

What do you get when you cross a rooster and a cow? ......................Cockadoodlemoo!

Why do cows wear bells?....................................Because their horns don't work.

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"Johnnie."

"Yes, teacher."

"If there are twenty sheep in a field, and one gets out through a hole in the fence, how many sheep are left in the field?"

"None, teacher."

"Johnnie, there are still nineteen sheep left in the field. Obviously you don't know arithmetic."

"Sorry, teacher, but I do know arithmetic. Obviously you don't know sheep."

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If a cow laughed really hard....  would milk come out of her nose?

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A fire started in a pasture near a farm in eastern North Carolina. The fire department from a nearby city was called to put out the fire. The fire proved to be more than the city fire department could handle, so someone suggested that a rural volunteer fire department be called. Though there was doubt they could be of any assistance, the call was made.

Five minutes later, the volunteer fire department arrived in a dilapidated old fire truck. They drove straight towards the fire and stopped in the middle of the flames. The volunteer firemen jumped off the truck and frantically started spraying water in all directions. Soon, they had snuffed out the center of the fire, breaking the blaze into two, easily controllable parts.

The farmer was impressed with the volunteer fire department's work and so grateful that his farm had been spared. The next day he presented the volunteer fire department with a check for $1000.

A local news reporter asked the volunteer fire captain what the department planned to do with the funds. "That should be obvious," responded the captain. "The first thing we're gonna do is get the brakes fixed on that there fire truck."

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A man's car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got out to fix it, a cow came along and stopped beside him. "Your trouble is probably in the carburetor," said the cow.

Startled, the man jumped back and ran down the road until he met a farmer. The amazed man told the farmer his story.

"Was it a large red cow with a brown spot over the right eye?" asked the farmer. "Yes, yes," the man replied.

"Oh! I wouldn't listen to Bessie," said the farmer. "She doesn't know a thing about cars."

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Two cows in a field. One says to the other,
"What do you think about this mad cow disease?"
The other replies,
"Crikey, a talking cow!"

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The shepherd took his cross-eyed dog to the vet.
The vet picked the dog up to examine him and said, "I'm going to have to put him down."
The shepherd said "It's not that bad is it?"
"No," said the vet, "he's just very heavy."

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TOP 10 REASONS FARM TRUCKS AREN'T STOLEN:

 

#10     They have about 20 miles before they overheat, breakdown or run out of gas.

 

#9     Only the owner knows how to operate the door to get in or out.

 

#8     It is difficult to drive fast with all the fence tools, ropes, chains, syringes, buckets, boots and loose papers in the cab.

 

#7     It takes too long to start, and the smoke coming up through the rusted-out floorboard clouds your vision.

 

#6     The English Shepherd on the tailgate looks mean.

 

#5     They're too easy to spot. The driver's side door is red, the passenger side door is green, the right front fender is yellow, etc.

 

#4     The large round bale in the back makes it hard to see if you're being chased. You could use the mirrors if they weren't cracked and covered with duct tape.

 

#3     Top speed is approximately 45 mph.

 

#2     Who wants to steal a truck that needs a year's worth of maintenance, u-joints, $3,000 in body work, tail-lights and windshield?

 

#1     It is hard to commit a crime with everyone waving at you